7 Excuses, Rationales and Arguments I Heard From My Daughter, Who Wanted to Eat, Fondle and Otherwise Snuggle Her Easter Candy Nonstop

by eliz on April 13, 2009

Part I of II.

  1. “I’m NOT eating any. I just want to see all the colors.”
  2. “Mommy, it’s very healthy! It has fruit in it!”
  3. “I have to hold on to it with my hands so it doesn’t get melty.”
  4. “I need to have it with me so I can see where it is.” Including the bathtub, apparently.
  5. “My candy will be scared at night.”
  6. “I have to make sure Daddy doesn’t eat any. Or you, too.”
  7. “But, Mooo-ooomy. It’s mine.

Read the day’s other lists over at Anna’s:
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04.13.09 at 7:52 am

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abdpbt 04.13.09 at 7:58 am

See, I think #6 is totally legitimate, at least it would be in my house. Mini tries to take stuff into the bathtub too. It’s so gross.

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eliz 04.13.09 at 12:34 pm

Of course #6 is a legitimate fear in this house. She knows us too well.

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Patricia Cannon 04.19.09 at 1:35 pm

I could honestly read your work over and over. To be able to write like you would be a gift!! I need to read your work everyday to get motivated for my day. Thanks again and please keep up great work.

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