7 Things I Consumed This Holiday Weekend That Would Have Horrified Me Before I Had a Child or Lived in the South

by eliz on April 13, 2009

Part II of II.

  1. Sausage dip with Rotel tomatoes. With Fritos Scoops. Call it redneck caviar.
  2. Grape salad with (more) cream cheese and pecans.
  3. There was also cheesecake, which normally wouldn’t qualify as horrifying, but the sheer quantity of cream cheese this weekend despoiled an ordinarily divine cheesecake.
  4. SpongeBob Krabby Patties Gummi Burgers.
  5. Chicken biscuit. Fried chicken. On a biscuit. Fried in well-used fryer oil. Did I mention this was before 10 a.m.?
  6. My weight in $6 a pound Jelly Belly jelly beans. 
  7. There might have been a Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg or two. I don’t remember. 

 
If you need me I’ll be at the gym.
 

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1

abdpbt 04.13.09 at 7:57 am

LOL

Sounds like a good weekend to me.

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Liz A. 04.13.09 at 9:56 am

Do you have a Mrs. Winner’s? Their chicken biscuits are by far the best. Way better than Chickfila, and Mrs. Winner’s is open on Sundays.

I use Velveeta, spicy breakfast sausage, and salsa for my redneck caviar.

My love for roasted marshmellow Jelly Bellies runs deep.

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eliz 04.13.09 at 12:34 pm

We don’t have Mrs. Winner’s here. What I had yesterday was from Bojangles. Kill me now.

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foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) 04.13.09 at 1:44 pm

I’ve sen those Sponge Bob Krabby Patty gummy burgers. My respect, and some sympathy, to you for consuming one!

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