18 Ignored Facebook Requests and Invitations

1. Your younger brother has flicked you a booger. Flick back or ignore?
2. You have a Page suggestion. Would you like to become a fan of giraffe purses? 
3. A former co-worker sent an invitation using Causes: Support my cause, the Interspecies Marriage Equality Act. “The Interspecies Marriage Equality Act seeks to protect the estate planning wishes of pet lovers who want to leave their fortunes to their cats. The IMEA also ensures your pet can legally use your surname! Be the 347th person to sign the petition!”
4. You have a Page suggestion. Would you like to become a fan of Kenneth the page? 
5. The gayest person you know sent an invitation using “Which Golden Girl Are You? Are you one of the sassy sexagenarians or are you fond of beginning stories with ‘Picture it. Sicily, 1939 …’?”
6. Your child’s teacher sent a request using (Lil) Green Patch: Here is a Fabulousity plant for your (Lil) Green Patch. Together we can fight global warming!
7. Your freshman college roommate sent an invitation using “Which Yoga Pose Are You?” [Sample answer: "You're the Pavana-Mukta Asana, the Wind-Relieving Pose! You've been known to clear a room on more than one occasion!"]
8. Your best friend sent an invitation using Holly’s Lyrics Quiz! “See how your knowledge of Journey song lyrics ranks!”
9. Your intern from last summer sent an invitation using “Which Member of the ‘Anchorman’ Anchor Team Are You?” 
10. Your husband has given you a wedgie! Return the wedgie love or ignore?
11. That girl from high school who thought “St. Elmo’s Fire” was the greatest movie ever sent an invitation using “Which ‘thirtysomething’ Character Are You?” 
12. Someone who wept last election night has sent an invitation using Causes: Support my cause, Add Barack Obama’s Face to Mount Rushmore! Help by joining, donating, or inviting your friends!
13. One of your kid’s friend’s moms sent an invitation using “Which OPI Nail Polish Color Are You?” ”Take this quiz! It’s scarily accurate! LOL!”
14. I have no idea who sent a request using Send General Mills cereal: “I’ve sent you some Honey Nut Cheerios! Yum!”
15. A wacky aunt sent an invitation using “Which Kama Sutra Position Are You?” [Sample answer: "The Splitting of a Bamboo! Because you're lazy and happy to have him do all the work!"]
16. You have a Group suggestion. Would you like to become a fan of the group “Guys Who Wear Flip-Flops – Ew”? 
17. A fellow blogger sent an invitation using “Which Gosselin Sextuplet Are You?” [I took a similar quiz that determined I'm Mady – The Bitchy Yet Wise-Beyond-Her-Years Eight-Year-Old Who Wishes the TV Crew Would Clear the Hell Out Since None of This Will Come to Any Good End Twin.]
18. Your neighbor sent a drink using “It’s Girls’ Night In! Chardonnay AND Mojitos!” 

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