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From the monthly archives:
“So, can we have the gay-sex virgin talk? ‘Cause I have a feeling both of us are going to be a yes. Except I don’t want to be anymore.”
“Tell me about posing shirtless with another dude, hanging on to his belt. Nice, isn’t it?”
“You’re not, like, really in love with Blair Waldorf, are you? I [...]
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Hey, would-be app developers looking for that million-dollar idea, here’s one. An application that functions like Bump, but instead of exchanging contact information, the Bumpers would share their arsenal of recipes utilizing zucchini. Because most people I know are being haunted by them right now. I’ve been in three kitchens other than my own in [...]
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Two years ago there was a frost one night on Easter weekend that killed all the buds on all the peach trees in upstate South Carolina. Come summer there were NO local peaches. NONE, I tell you. All we got that year were hard, green expensive orbs from North Dakota that smelled of nothing and [...]
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