From the monthly archives:

January 2010

Torn

by eliz on January 25, 2010

This isn’t a rant or a pity mope but an honest-to-God what the hell would you do? post. OK, it’s a little rantacular.
There are brilliant multitaskers and fantastic time managers, and I’m neither. Therefore, the particular demands I’m under now are either conditioning for a yet more-difficult trial to come or I’m being fucked with. [...]

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18 Bits of Innuendo I’d Make Up, If Making Up Innuendo Were What I’m Into. In Other Words: I Haven’t Even Begun to Innuendo.

by eliz on January 4, 2010

Some blogger cut her hair really short so that she and her her hot assistant could star as blonde and brunette twins in porno movies made by the blogger’s husband and THAT is how they’re making that reported $40,000 a month.
The real reason a certain HR blogger in the upper Midwest stopped blogging is because [...]

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A Perfect Day

by eliz on January 1, 2010

This morning, my husband got up with Tink at 7 and let me sleep in.
He took her downstairs, made her pumpkin pancakes and set up the ridiculous skate park toy “Santa” bought for her that he and I semi-argued about in the days before Christmas. (Along the lines of, “What possessed you to buy [...]

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