- Some blogger cut her hair really short so that she and her her hot assistant could star as blonde and brunette twins in porno movies made by the blogger’s husband and THAT is how they’re making that reported $40,000 a month.
- The real reason a certain HR blogger in the upper Midwest stopped blogging is because she was offered big bucks to be Lady Gaga’s decoy.
- Oprah and Gayle are gay together.
- Phineas and Ferb are gay together.
- Elin Woods actually flipped out and attacked Tiger with a golf club because he refused to help with the dishes after Thanksgiving dinner, making some crack about how “dishes are for chicks” before joining the men in front of the TV. The unraveling nightmare about multiple skanky mistresses was just an extremely lucky break for her.
- We don’t actually own a struggling restaurant. It’s a meth lab. I don’t know where we’re going wrong in the marketing of this thing, but MB’s Meth Lab and Pancake House is just not taking off like we envisioned.
- Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck are gay together.
- Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are gay together.
- A list-loving, LA-living, NBA-watching blogger paid for her Ph.D. by being a Laker Girl at night.
- That shredhead blogger whose poses in lingerie for her Twitter avatar? That’s MY slammin’ bod she Photoshopped her head on.
- Ina Garten and Paula Deen are gay together.
- George Clooney and Brad Pitt are gay together.
- Kelly Ripa is such a freak about gaining weight, she jogs in place while waiting for elevators and eats only Pepp-o-mint Lifesavers. Or maybe it’s orange Tic Tacs. (This one may actually be true. I heard it from someone who heard it from someone who works on the show.)
- Bill Gates has an iPod and listens to Dave Ramsey podcasts on it.
- Charlie Sheen’s an addict and a dangerously violent hothead whose life is headed toward some tragic end. Oh, wait. That might be true, too.
- Barack and Michelle Obama are gay together.
- The real reason Rosie O’Donnell left “The View” is because she has a mad crush on Hasslebeck.
- Kim Kardashian once dated a white guy.
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beth aka confusedhomemaker 01.04.10 at 9:53 am
#15 is so sad, funny, but so sad. Why can’t he just get cleaned up?
And I’m glad you went with some of more modern “gay together”, because Bert & Ernie are so over. I hear Ernie got the apartment.
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Kerry 01.04.10 at 10:54 am
Okay, first off, Bert and Ernie are NOT OVER. Do not even THINK of such a thing. Let us not blasphamy (is that a verb? oh well) their beautiful 40-year relationship.
Second, I cannot believe you figured it out. At least now I can remove the eleventy billion Spanx it takes for me to be Lady Gaga’s double, and put my Crocs back on. Yay!
“MB’s Meth Lab and Pancake House” is CRACKING me UP.
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Alexis 01.04.10 at 12:46 pm
#7 would allow me levels of joy that my be inappropriate to express in a public forum. Now I have a very humorous mental image with which to replace the images of their stupid little faces…thank you!
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abdpbt 01.04.10 at 1:26 pm
Dude, Laker girls don’t get paid! That’s THE WORST PART OF THEM, and there are SO SO MANY BAD THINGS about Laker girls, too. I paid for it by working as a stripper.
I also am loving the meth lab with a marketing problem.
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Kerry 01.04.10 at 3:46 pm
They don’t get paid?
You mean they do that shit for FREE?
Holy crap.
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Tim G 01.05.10 at 12:00 am
For some reason I was thinking that #13 was true before I got to your take on it. Why would I even know that?
And #5 is plausible if you think Tiger joins the men for anything after he leaves the course. Probably not.
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