- Ramona? Good news! STILL CRAZY. Still twitches spastically, still finds herself white hot. When someone mentioned her haircut, she rambled something incoherent about Sampson and Delilah and how her “long gorgeous blonde hair” was “my sex symbol.” Huh?
- But seriously, she looks like she aged 15 years since the last season. Too many shots of Patron probably.
- Mario’s crack about the Countess now being Countless was solid word play. But also bitchy, because even divorced, everyone knows how she clings to her title. But what can you expect from a guy who wears man jewelry?
- I was going to say: I think LuAnn could have a whole second career in her now that her sugar daddy has flown the nest. She needs to start a blog about maintaining the facade of a socialite lifestyle on a budget. She can borrow from her former status as etiquette expert and give entertaining tips, shopping finds, list the latest online coupon codes for J.Crew, she might even do some cooking posts. She’ll be the P-Dub of the Hamptons.
- However, then I saw the promo where she’s recording a song about etiquette. Reality show starlet + musical career = I think you’re getting bad advice.
- What you should be spending your time on is that daughter who broke her wrist sneaking out of the house. The kid fell off a second-floor balcony. Heed the warning, LuAnn.
- Jill Zarin’s Bobby with his ’70s photo-gray glasses and the admission that he has every issue of Playboy since 1969 screams “creepy uncle.”
- Kelly? STILL CRAZY. That is all.
- “To show people your boobs is a huge, huge honor.”
- I will give her big props for the crack about Bethenny inventing the margarita. It was quick, witty and actually fit in with the context of the conversation. Kelly, FTW.
- But that’s it – Bethenny with her PETA ad and Kelly in Playboy. Let’s hope that’s the extent of it.
- Even with the questionable home decor and children with aspirational names, Alex still seems normal and real, which makes Simon even harder to explain.
- Bravo to Bethenny about the boy and the baby and the business. And alliteration overload. I even dig her Skinny Girl Margarita car, primarily because it irked the delicate sensibilities of the Countess, who couldn’t understand the distinction between driving around in a be-logoed car when it makes you money as opposed to wearing a designer logo that cost you money.
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Kerry 03.22.10 at 8:17 am
Oh, thank gawd I’m not the only person watching this.
Did you see when LuAnn said she would looooove to pose for Playboy, but nobody’s asked yet? Now take that and combine it with “recording a song about etiquette.” I’m not sure Ramona is going to be the craziest one forever.
Also, in the opening theme song part, where each housewife sort of twirls and smiles at the camera with her family in the background…Jill. That dress. What was she thinking??? That is the least flattering dress EVER.
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eliz 03.22.10 at 9:14 am
@Kerry – I OD’d on a whole marathon of Housewives last night in order to avoid “The Health Care Show.” I can’t believe I missed Jill in that dress but I’ll be sure to look for it. I loved that LuAnn could produce her Playgirl cover from like 28 years ago in a matter of minutes. And … Playgirl? Wasn’t it the cheesy bastion of gay fellas even back then?
Something I learned while watching the Jersey girls (including that hourlong retrospective on the dinner party where Teresa flipped the table) was jewelry and proportion and how it varies by geography. I got a necklace for my birthday last year that I loved for a few weeks but then started to feel self-conscious about because I feared it was too big. Well, after a half an hour of the RHONJ, I not only put the necklace on while I folded laundry, etc., but then started to wonder if it’s in fact too dainty and if I could find anything larger and blingier online. I may have just lime popsicled my own comments, but I found myself thinking that Chuck needs to open a restaurant in Atlantic City.