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The More Things Change, Blah, Blah: 13 Things About the Return of ‘The Real Housewives of New York City’ I Find Comforting

by eliz on March 15, 2010

Ramona? Good news! STILL CRAZY. Still twitches spastically, still finds herself white hot. When someone mentioned her haircut, she rambled something incoherent about Sampson and Delilah and how her “long gorgeous blonde hair” was “my sex symbol.” Huh?
But seriously, she looks like she aged 15 years since the last season. Too many shots of Patron [...]

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46 19th-Century Occupations That Now Double As Names for the Progeny of Upwardly Mobile Parents (Or Just Sound Like They Are)

by eliz on March 8, 2010

Taylor
Hunter
Cooper
Miller
Tanner
Walker
Ranger
Saylor
Porter
Ryder
Carver
Falconer
Mariner
Tucker
Harper
Thayer
Usher
Granger
Turner
Potter
Decker
Sawyer
Fletcher
Schuyler
Trevor
Skipper
Hollister
Conner
Bonner
Gardner
Miner
Asher
Mercer
Brewer
Warner
Oliver
Mayer
Keller
Lawler
Roger
Saddler
Mather
Proctor
River
Smythe
Smith

Read the day’s other lists over at Anna’s:

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18 Bits of Innuendo I’d Make Up, If Making Up Innuendo Were What I’m Into. In Other Words: I Haven’t Even Begun to Innuendo.

by eliz on January 4, 2010

Some blogger cut her hair really short so that she and her her hot assistant could star as blonde and brunette twins in porno movies made by the blogger’s husband and THAT is how they’re making that reported $40,000 a month.
The real reason a certain HR blogger in the upper Midwest stopped blogging is because [...]

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