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Presidential Advisers, aka Czars (1600 Pennsylvania Ave.)
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Date: 2009-09-07 09:00 AM EDT
Reply to: czarjobs@whitehouse.org
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The Obama Administration is looking to name czars for the following fields:
The Other Car Czar. Not the guy charged with saving the American auto industry, but [...]
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“So, can we have the gay-sex virgin talk? ‘Cause I have a feeling both of us are going to be a yes. Except I don’t want to be anymore.”
“Tell me about posing shirtless with another dude, hanging on to his belt. Nice, isn’t it?”
“You’re not, like, really in love with Blair Waldorf, are you? I [...]
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