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music

Take My Hand and We’ll Make It, I Swear

by eliz on September 26, 2009

Once upon a time
but not so long ago …
When my baby godmama (Tink’s godmother. But you were able to figure that out, right?) got married, she had a band for the reception but also hired a DJ to spin some wax while the band was on a break. Since the DJ wouldn’t be filling much [...]

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Mischa Barton
LaToya Jackson
Andy Dick
Lindsay Lohan
Drew Barrymoore
Gov. Mark Sanford
Britney Spears 
Elisabeth Hasselback 
Joy Behar
Whoopi Goldberg
Rosie O’Donnell 
Basically anyone on “The View,” past or present
Christian Bale
Shia LaBeouf
This Lady GaGa fabrication
The Pratts
That GOOP author with all those “extra pounds”
Amy Winehouse
“Prostitution whore” Danielle Staub
Kathie Lee Gifford
Possibly Joaquin Phoenix. But maybe not.
 
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My Top 12 BlogHer Anxieties

by eliz on July 13, 2009

Things waking me up in a panic as the clock ticks down to the blogger prom:

That I’ll end up spending more money than I planned on, blowing August’s budget to hell. Get ready to read posts pimping my Etsy store, where I’ll be selling striped organic-cotton moon pads repurposed from Tink’s outgrown clothes. It’s a [...]

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