by eliz on March 15, 2010
Ramona? Good news! STILL CRAZY. Still twitches spastically, still finds herself white hot. When someone mentioned her haircut, she rambled something incoherent about Sampson and Delilah and how her “long gorgeous blonde hair” was “my sex symbol.” Huh?
But seriously, she looks like she aged 15 years since the last season. Too many shots of Patron [...]
by eliz on March 14, 2010
When some of the biggest bloggers around start following you on Twitter, it’s a big deal.
These writers don’t just follow anyone, you know. They must have been impressed with my wit, my pith, my haikus about Thin Mints and “Gossip Girl’s” Chuck Bass. Julie is the first blogger I read regularly, and anyone can tell [...]
by eliz on November 23, 2009
You heard that correctly. I said pissed.
That I gave an ABC unprecedented access to my daily personal and business routine over two days and despite my legendary thoroughness, I forgot to add a rider that I receive the Barbara Walters soft-lighting Vaseline-on-the-lens treatment.
That that ex-cheerleader Rachel Ray wasn’t even upset about what I said. [...]