by eliz on August 26, 2009
… While Submerged Headlong in a Funk That Can Only Be Brought About by the Near-Suicidal Combination of a Birthday Ending in a Zero and a Business That Taunts Us Cruelly With Its Refusal to Grant Us a Living or a Day Off. Or Any Sort of Guarantee It Will Be Open At Least Through [...]
by eliz on August 10, 2009
“So, can we have the gay-sex virgin talk? ‘Cause I have a feeling both of us are going to be a yes. Except I don’t want to be anymore.”
“Tell me about posing shirtless with another dude, hanging on to his belt. Nice, isn’t it?”
“You’re not, like, really in love with Blair Waldorf, are you? I [...]
by eliz on August 3, 2009
Since the members of the original cast of “Saved By the Bell” claim they’re too busy to take part in a 20th anniversary reunion vigorously being lobbied for by Mr. Belding, and since an occasion of this cultural import simply can’t pass without being marked in some meaningful way, perhaps a simulated, “so life-like!” “SBTB” [...]