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Barack Obama

Presidential Advisers, aka Czars (1600 Pennsylvania Ave.)
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Date: 2009-09-07 09:00 AM EDT
Reply to: czarjobs@whitehouse.org
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The Obama Administration is looking to name czars for the following fields:

The Other Car Czar. Not the guy charged with saving the American auto industry, but [...]

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Your younger brother has flicked you a booger. Flick back or ignore?
You have a Page suggestion. Would you like to become a fan of giraffe purses? 
A former co-worker sent an invitation using Causes: Support my cause, the Interspecies Marriage Equality Act. “The Interspecies Marriage Equality Act seeks to protect the estate planning wishes of pet lovers who want [...]

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Technically, our president still has two days to go, but it’s unlikely he’ll get any of these things done by Wednesday:

Reprogramming W’s speed-dial presets in the Oval Office. Rush Limbaugh axed; Oprah now #1.
Continuing to ease U.S. policy toward Cuba by facilitating negotiations to open a Hooters in Havana.
Banning the fetid herb cilantro from the White [...]

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