by eliz on August 10, 2009
“So, can we have the gay-sex virgin talk? ‘Cause I have a feeling both of us are going to be a yes. Except I don’t want to be anymore.”
“Tell me about posing shirtless with another dude, hanging on to his belt. Nice, isn’t it?”
“You’re not, like, really in love with Blair Waldorf, are you? I [...]
After becoming hooked on the crack that is “The Real Housewives of New York City” – having happily traded the housewives for Jon and Kate (because they’re the dullest couple in America; not because Jon is a coed-chasing tool, though I suspect that deep down I already knew that) – so late in the second season, I’m bummed [...]