by eliz on September 7, 2009
Presidential Advisers, aka Czars (1600 Pennsylvania Ave.)
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Date: 2009-09-07 09:00 AM EDT
Reply to: czarjobs@whitehouse.org
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The Obama Administration is looking to name czars for the following fields:
The Other Car Czar. Not the guy charged with saving the American auto industry, but [...]
Barack and Michelle Obama aren’t the only world leaders who have stolen away for a date night. Some other politicians’ lesser-known outings:
1. The time Tony and Cherie Blair drove to Scotland, scaled stone walls, sneaked into Balmoral while Elizabeth and Philip were out fly fishing and had sex in the queen’s bedchamber while the corgis watched. [...]
by eliz on April 27, 2009
Technically, our president still has two days to go, but it’s unlikely he’ll get any of these things done by Wednesday:
Reprogramming W’s speed-dial presets in the Oval Office. Rush Limbaugh axed; Oprah now #1.
Continuing to ease U.S. policy toward Cuba by facilitating negotiations to open a Hooters in Havana.
Banning the fetid herb cilantro from the White [...]