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Ramona? Good news! STILL CRAZY. Still twitches spastically, still finds herself white hot. When someone mentioned her haircut, she rambled something incoherent about Sampson and Delilah and how her “long gorgeous blonde hair” was “my sex symbol.” Huh?
But seriously, she looks like she aged 15 years since the last season. Too many shots of Patron [...]

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I realize that’s a post title straight out of Penelope Trunk’s playbook – a provocative pull-disparate-things-out-of-your-ass-and-tie-together-tenuously  – but every time I watch “Flipping Out” I find something new to admire about the way Jeff Lewis organizes his life and business. Not because he’s on TV but because for all his neuroses, he’s in reality uncommonly [...]

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12 Truly Cutting Housewife Insults

by eliz on June 22, 2009

That “bathroom remodel” she won’t shut up about? She’s having one of those Bath Fitter things put in! 
You know that condo they have at the beach is really her mother’s, right?
I’m never going there for a playdate – all she feeds her kids are frozen chicken nuggets. Next thing you know, my kids will be asking for [...]

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